Come for the Pie. Stay for the Dysfunction. | Sweatshirt

Come for the Pie. Stay for the Dysfunction. | Sweatshirt

Blue Jean / S
$59.99
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Come for the Pie. Stay for the Dysfunction. | Sweatshirt

Come for the Pie. Stay for the Dysfunction. | Sweatshirt

$59.99
Color
Size
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 21.00 23.00 25.00 26.50 28.00 29.50
Length, in 27.50 28.50 29.50 30.50 31.50 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 31.50 33.50 35.25 36.75 38.25 39.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This relaxed-fit sweatshirt carries a witty, vintage-inspired graphic that mixes typography with a muted pie-chart motif. The soft ring-spun cotton blend and medium-heavy weight create a cozy, slightly substantial drape that feels lived-in from the first wear. Subtle design details — a half-moon neck patch, ribbed collar/cuffs/hem, and the option for embroidered chest accents — give it a handcrafted, thoughtful finish. It settles into weekend routines: layered over a tee on crisp mornings, worn at creative meetups, or pulled on after a late-night study session. The muted color palette and hand-drawn type make it feel literate and quietly clever, suited to someone who enjoys clever visuals and comfort in equal measure.

Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester — soft, smooth fabric good for printing and comfortable wear
- Medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for a cozy, substantial feel
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and shape retention
- Twill neck tape and half-moon back neck patch for durability and comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 dyes; embroidery available for left or center chest

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

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