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This relaxed-fit sweatshirt carries a witty, vintage-inspired graphic that mixes typography with a muted pie-chart motif. The soft ring-spun cotton blend and medium-heavy weight create a cozy, slightly substantial drape that feels lived-in from the first wear. Subtle design details — a half-moon neck patch, ribbed collar/cuffs/hem, and the option for embroidered chest accents — give it a handcrafted, thoughtful finish. It settles into weekend routines: layered over a tee on crisp mornings, worn at creative meetups, or pulled on after a late-night study session. The muted color palette and hand-drawn type make it feel literate and quietly clever, suited to someone who enjoys clever visuals and comfort in equal measure.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester — soft, smooth fabric good for printing and comfortable wear
- Medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for a cozy, substantial feel
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and shape retention
- Twill neck tape and half-moon back neck patch for durability and comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 dyes; embroidery available for left or center chest
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Come for the Pie. Stay for the Dysfunction. | Sweatshirt
$59.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 26.50 | 28.00 | 29.50 |
| Length, in | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.50 | 33.50 | 35.25 | 36.75 | 38.25 | 39.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester — soft, smooth fabric good for printing and comfortable wear
- Medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for a cozy, substantial feel
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and shape retention
- Twill neck tape and half-moon back neck patch for durability and comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 dyes; embroidery available for left or center chest
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron