No is a Complete Midlife Sentence. | Graphic T-Shirt
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$34.99
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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings a relaxed, lived-in feel to everyday wear while making a clear, witty statement. The front features bold typographic art that reads “NO is a complete midlife sentence,” combining oversized navy lettering with delicate, coral-accented type for contrast and personality. The soft, pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dye process give the shirt a plush hand and gentle color variation that only gets better with time. Cut with a relaxed fit and double-needle stitched seams, it’s built to withstand regular wear while staying comfortable — a casual go-to for confident folks who appreciate dry humor and understated design. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes from S to 4XL so you can choose a shade that suits your style.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, durable
- Garment-dyed construction for a broken-in texture and subtle color variation
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for strength and clean lines
- Available S–4XL and 62 colors; sewn-in label for comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
No is a Complete Midlife Sentence. | Graphic T-Shirt
$34.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, durable
- Garment-dyed construction for a broken-in texture and subtle color variation
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for strength and clean lines
- Available S–4XL and 62 colors; sewn-in label for comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean