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                  \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This relaxed-fit sweatshirt carries a witty, vintage-inspired graphic that mixes typography with a muted pie-chart motif. The soft ring-spun cotton blend and medium-heavy weight create a cozy, slightly substantial drape that feels lived-in from the first wear. Subtle design details — a half-moon neck patch, ribbed collar\/cuffs\/hem, and the option for embroidered chest accents — give it a handcrafted, thoughtful finish. It settles into weekend routines: layered over a tee on crisp mornings, worn at creative meetups, or pulled on after a late-night study session. The muted color palette and hand-drawn type make it feel literate and quietly clever, suited to someone who enjoys clever visuals and comfort in equal measure.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% ring-spun cotton \/ 20% polyester — soft, smooth fabric good for printing and comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz\/yd²) with a relaxed fit for a cozy, substantial feel\u003cbr\u003e- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Twill neck tape and half-moon back neck patch for durability and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 dyes; embroidery available for left or center chest\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 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